1.ሰምታችኋል??? ግብፅ ዛሬ ማታ የአባይን ግድብ በሚሳኤል ድምጥማጡን ታጠፋዋለች ተብሎ ይጠበቃል።
2.Eritrea sells Port Assab to Ethiopia for $1 Billion
Eritrea today said it will sell its Assab Port for a cool $1 Billion dollar to its former colonial power, Ethiopia. The settlement could take up to 120 days before Ethiopia gets its own sea outlet for the first time in 20 years.
Ethiopia currently uses the port in Djibouti for its export and import trade and is costing the country more than 700 million dollar year.
In 1869 Assab was bought by the Rubattino Shipping Company from the local Sultan in Ethiopia, and was acquired by Italy (1882) who found the port inadequate for exploitation of its hinterlands, and came to use Assab as a coaling station. During the twentieth century Assab became Ethiopia’s main port. The Soviet Union later built an oil refinery there. During the Eritrean War of Independence and famine of the 1980s, food aid was brought to Eritrea and the Ethiopian province of Tigray through this port.
The port facilities were greatly expanded in the early 1990s, with the construction of the new terminal, but the port has declined since trade with Ethiopia was terminated in 1998 as a consequence of the Eritrean-Ethiopian War.
Ethiopia now hopes to modernize the port after the deal is finalized. The port is currently used as a watering hole for Eritrean camels. But the Ethiopian government said, it will move the camels to a different location
3.Saladin Said Signs for Manchester United
Saladin Said has signed a seven-year contract which will tie him to Old Trafford until 30 June 2020.
“I’m excited to be joining a club as big as Manchester United. I feel this can only improve my career,” he said.
Sir Alex Ferguson said he was delighted to sign a player who he claimed last week would make United’s squad as strong as that which won the European Cup in 1999.
“I am very excited. I think we have got the best young player this country has seen in the past 30 years,” he said.
“Everyone is delighted by this signing.”
4.ESAT and ETV to merge
ESAT, the independent Ethiopian Sattelite Television and Ethiopian National Television (ETV) decided to merge and serve the Ethiopian community as one. According the the press release, starting from April 1, 2013 ETV will broadcast ESAT news and ESAT will broadcast Ethiopian TV News
5.America to Invade Ethiopia over Holy Water
On the recent news that Ethiopia is planning to export Holy Water, the American government is going to wage war against Ethiopia over holy water.
CIA analyst Jason Born said that Ethiopian holy water is the most valuable medicine in the world.
If we have that, we will get rid of the pharmaceutical industry, close all medical colleges and medical Insurance businesses.
6.15,000 maids from USA, England and Saudi Arabia to work in Ethiopia
The Ethiopian Government has issued visa for maids from US, England and Saudi Arabia.
Due to the shortage of maids from France and Germany, the Ethiopian government has decided to accept maids from US, United Kingdom and Saudi Arabia.
Mr. Edward said that “I have been waiting for visa for 18 months”. “This is going to change my life”
7.Ethiopian government asked China to colonize Ethiopia
In a desperate move to show rapid development goals and achieve the 5 year plan, Ethiopian government asked it’s Chinese counterpart to colonize the country.
The Ethiopian government promised Chinese counterpart that they won’t shoot a single bullet and show signs of resistance.
Ethiopians told their relatives in other countries not to send any more money
8.Ethiopia to Invade Italy to Commemorate 118th Victory of Adwa
The Ethiopian congress has passed resolution ET-2004-Colonize-IT to invade and colonize Italy on April 1, 2013.
General Mandefro explained Ethiopians are tired of observing the victory of Adwa for 117 years. They want to do something about it.
Ethiopians from North to South and from East to West are united to act rather than observe this holiday.
9.Ethiopians told their relatives in other countries not to send any more money
Ethiopians who used to receive money from their relatives warned their family members in U.S., Europe, Middle east and Australia not to send any more money from now on.
Desalegn who has a brother in England has this to say. “Hey Bro, I know how hard it is for you to make money. From now on, just keep the money with you.”
10.Julia Roberts and George Clooney to play on Sew Le Sew Movie
Sew Le Sew, the most admired and award winning TV show in Ethiopia, is going to be turned into a movie and played by Hollywood actors Julia Roberts and George Clooney. Due to the popularity of the show, the TV series is going to be turned into a 2 hours movie. Both actors have been watching the drama every week
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